Funny Wedding Toast

Laughter is the best medicine. Adding a dose of laughter at the right time can not only win you brownie points as a public speaker but also help in breaking the ice with your audience. Your audience at a wedding, while you make a toast, is no exception to this rule. Here are a few quotations that can provide some comic relief when making a wedding toast.

Henny Youngman
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

John Milton
Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.

Henry Kissinger
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.

Cathy Carlyle
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.

Socrates
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Rita Rudner
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Mickey Rooney
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.

Henny Youngman
I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.

Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.

Honore de Balzac
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.