Ed McMahon
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Winston Churchill
We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.
Barry McCaffrey
When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish and the Irish are very emotionally moved. My mother is Irish and she cries during beer commercials.
Irish Quote
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to Heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven.
Irish Drinking Toast
May your glass be ever full,
May the roof over your head be always strong,
And may you be in heaven
Half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.
Irish Proverb
Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss him.
Alex Levine
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
Noel Gallagher
I wouldnt be here if it wasnt for my Mum. I know I've got Irish blood because I wake up everyday with a hangover.
Irish Drinking Toast
Here's to me, and here's to you,
And here's to love and laughter
I'll be true as long as you,
And not one moment after.
Author Unknown
For every wound, a balm.
For every sorrow, cheer.
For every storm, a calm.
For every thirst, a beer.
Oscar Wilde
Work is the curse of the drinking class.

