Amusing Quotes

Quotes that ridicule rules, policies, or the government are quite amusing. If you enjoy such quotations, read this collection of amusing quotes.

Slappy White
The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.

Yiddish Proverb
If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep.

Mark Twain
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.

Jesse Ventura
Wrestling is ballet with violence.

Mae West
A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

Bob Hope
Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.

Friedrich Nietzsche
Arrogance on the part of the meritorious is even more offensive to us than the arrogance of those without merit: for merit itself is offensive.

George Bernard Shaw
First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.

Herbert Hoover
Blessed are the young, for they will inherit the national debt.

Ed Furgol
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.