Funny Sports Quotes

Sports are not just about team spirit, competition, and winning the cup. Sports are also about laughing and having fun. Watch sports bloopers and you will realize how funny sports can really get. If you enjoy light banter about sports, here are some funny sports quotes.

Darrin Weinberg
Remember, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Bill Shankly
Some people think football is a matter of life and death…I can assure them it is much more serious than that.

Emo Philips
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

George Orwell
Serious sport is war minus the shooting.

Charlie Lau
There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them works.

Greg LeMond
You don't suffer, kill yourself and take the risks I take just for money. I love bike racing.

Bill Veeck
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very un-orderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.

Roger Kahn
Football is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye.

Barry Switzer
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

Sam Snead
If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.