Funny School Quotes

What's the best part of school life? Some would vouch for the great education, the great learning experience, the knowledge sharing, and other such scholarly pursuits. But many would admit that the best part of school life is all the fun one has. These funny school quotes will take you on a trip down memory lane. Share them with your school buddies and renew old ties.

Beatrix Potter
Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality.

William Glasser
There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done: school and prison.

Jeff Foxworthy
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

Will Rogers
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

Heinrich Heine
If the Romans had been obliged to learn Latin, they would never have found time to conquer the world.

Mark Twain
In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.

Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.

Will Durant
Education is a progressive discovery of your own ignorance.

Albert Einstein
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

Norm Crosby
My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.

B. F. Skinner
Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.