Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.
Bertrand Russell: Inspirational Funny Quotations
Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.
Mark Twain: Inspirational Funny Quotations
Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.
Montaigne: Inspirational Funny Quotations
My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened.
Woody Allen: Inspirational Funny Quotations
My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.
Roger von Oech: Inspirational Funny Quotations
Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father.
Robert C.Edwards: Inspirational Funny Quotations
Never exaggerate your faults. Your friends will attend to that.
Unknown Author: Inspirational Funny Quotations
Never make the same mistake twice or you'll never get around to all of them.
Dodie Smith: Inspirational Funny Quotations
Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression.
Isaac Asimov: Inspirational Funny Quotations
Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once.
Henry Ward Beecher: Inspirational Funny Quote
The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one often comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won't.
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